Posted by xkaylanicolex on April 20, 2013
OMG WHAT. Its been a while hasn’t it? GUESS WHAT MUTHAFACKAS? I have better internet now so I can actually make *real updates*!
I lost at least 3 chapters worth of pictures, like I literally cannot find them on my computer. The next ones I have is when all the kids are freaking young adults wtf. I remember putting them in a folder but that folder is empty now (???)
This makes me so sad. I think I’m going to start over with the same legacy lol. Maybe this time I can keep track of my fucking pictures.
What do you think? Start over with the same legacy? Another freakin’ new one? Continue this one with some kinda weird time travel thing? Give up?
Posted by xkaylanicolex on February 7, 2013
but I’m getting way better internet on the 4th of Jan. IT CAN NOT COME FAST ENOUGH.
I’ll finally be able to update! And watch youtube videos without loading them for half an hour. Woooooot!
Posted by xkaylanicolex on January 22, 2013
I’m really creative with chapter names, huh?
Welcome back to the Lucas Legacy! Last time I think there was baby, it was a stupidly long time ago so I have no clue! We’ll see as I add these pictures in. ADVENTURE.
Ah yes. Who could forget you? You little cutie.
Gabe was a very smart toddler, I may have not taken too many pics of it but he was a skilling machine.
But a legacy needs more than one child, and this is a one room house so he needs to git.
“Leave the room son. I’m about to show your mama some lovin’ she’ll never forget.”
Good Lord, twins.
This is uhhhhhhh
Jackson and Micah.
Jackson is mean spirited and hates the outdoors.
Micah is friendly and loves the outdoors.
The bathroom is its own separate room now!
Still super cute. Looks a lot like Holly, but with enough of Cruz to not be a clone. I accept this.
Jackson is cute and not happy. Ever.
“Sweet! This costume chest is all mine and you will never play with it!”
Jackson: “Everyone is asleep. Micah, on the count of 3 scream your lungs out.”
Cruz: “DON’T WANT IT TAKE IT BACK”
Holly: “HATE THIS BABY HARDCORE.”
Gabriel: “I sense suffering of others. (:”
Micah: “Dammit Jackson.”
Jackson (not pictured): *snores*
Awww bby its okay. I still love you.
Then I decided screw cribs and gave them these instead. Yay for no more crying babies!
The next day Gabe went home from school with this girl, Esmeralda Chandra. Exotic.
“You have a nice house. (:”
“That must mean you have a lot of money. Can I have some?”
That’s all that happened.
Later on, more birthin. Good lord.
“LAST FUCKING TIME.”
Finally a girl! Her name is (well I sure am glad I still have my game open!) Rachel.
She is friendly and a genius.
Annnnnnd this is Frederick.
He is hydrophobic and a slob. He’s never gonna bathe.
I’m gonna end this here, sorry my chapters are so short, my internet sucks and if they are any longer my computer will most likely explode.
Next chapter will there be more babies? HELL NO.
Posted by xkaylanicolex on December 6, 2012
Welcome back to the Lucas legacy! Last chapter we met our founder Holly and discovered her love of balls, the townspeople of Appaloosa Plains made her feel welcome by trying to make her fat, and she had a short lived romance with Kanoa Parrot.
I think this picture is to show that she actually has a kitchen now.
“Good cause I’m starving!”
The first meal she fixes is her favorite food: Cookies.
“Race you to work Zack! I’M WINNING I’M WINNING”
After work, something finally happened.
“I got a promotion.”
Gee you look really happy about it.
“Is this better?”
“Cruz, glad you’re finally here! I’ve been wanting to do something to you since we met.”
“Ohh no you didn’t.”
Where they were already best friends it was very easy to get them romantic. I like to think they’re meant to be together. Look at this picture its so cute! Until you notice the house doesn’t have a roof, don’t look at that.
“You know what, fuck engagement. I’m not getting any younger, lets get married right now.”
Cruz post makeover. He’s pretty cute! He is a slob, vehicle enthusiast, vegetarian and grumpy. I forgot his last trait. D’oh!
His lifetime wish is to be a Star News Anchor.
I changed his vegetarian trait to bookworm later on.
“Try for nooboo?”
This picture is for Sweetribz.
*super Olympic swan dive*
“Here lady I got your relic.”
“My eyes are looking into your soulllll”
This is the extent of what they caught.
Just thought I’d throw this picture in here because I like it.
“I TOLD YOU NEVER TO COME BACK HERE”
“MARNEY I AM AN ADULT AND YOU CAN’T CONTROL ME ANYMORE.”
I control you now.
“Oh there’s my grandbaby! You’re going to come out wearing designer shoes huh?”
“Hopefully not stilettos, heh.”
SRSLY WTF IS GOIN ON?
I put a small pond in at the house so they can fish whenever they want, because they roll a crazy amount of wishes for it.
“Haha oh never mind its just a baby.”
“Uh yeah honey, uh I’ll move in a minute.”
I’m going to end this here, I hope you liked it! Will Holly have more kids before she ages up in like 6 days? Will Cruz go back to china and get soul molested by that lady?
Posted by xkaylanicolex on September 28, 2012
Hey guys this is Kayla from The Mutant Prettacy and since that legacy is pretty much over I figured I start a new one. wooooooooo.
This is the founders humble abode, complete with a loft bed to keep away small rodents, a shower for her exhibitionist tendencies and a poster to remind her to love birds, even though they are flying into her hair at night.
This is Holly Lucas, Holly can you please make a more attractive face so I can introduce you to the audience?
Um I guess that’s alright. You can see her traits here, and her lifetime wish is to be “Surrounded by Family” because apparently I hate myself.
She digs Cookies, the color Pink, and Hip Hop music, because she’s gangsta like that.
In true legacy fashion the first thing she does is hop in a cab and go to the park. How she got there is a mystery considering no one was driving.
“Everything is just so beautiful! The perpetual state of Autumn and the fountain that totally does not look like a penis. Brings a tear to my eye.”
“Okay I’m bored now lets go.”
Cruz: “But mommmmm I don’t wanna be a in another legacy.”
Sofia: “You’re going to do what I say and make your mother proud.”
Sofia: whispers “Tell her about the Martingale huge penis, tell her I say.”
Cruz: “Sorry my mom’s such an idiot, she gets this way around legacy sims.”
Sofia “CRUZ. My heart can’t take this. You can’t live in my house forever, woo her, woo her I say.”
Holly: “Tag your it!”
Cruz and Sofia: “WTF lady?”
Holly “Got you already, you are really bad at this game.”
Cruz: “Is she still chasing me?”
“YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME!”
“One can only hope.”
Holly was getting hungry and the residents was on the ball with that one, continuing to make more and more food.
“Did someone say MORE food?”
So she helped herself to some delicious hamburgers while they continued to cook everything in existence.
Then she went and got a job at the bistro.
To use all her leftover money she bought all the cooking books and all the children’s books. Which she can read, thanks to her Childish trait.
“Row row your boat *turns page* this book is so thrilling! I never know what’s going to happen next!”
The next morning was her first day of work.
“Can we stop at Burger King on the way? I’m starving. By the way, what’s wrong with your face?”
After work, OMG HUNGRY HORSIE.
And so ends a very non productive second day.
“Mailbox, you are my only hope. Bring me some food.”
Oh if only there was a truck that followed you around with food supplies. And it should be yellow.
“Do you have anything with bacon?”
“Oh sweet nourishment!”
After work that day she was stressed and wanted to order a drink at a bar.
The bouncer doesn’t look too threatening.
Tuxedo Kitty: “This place is top notch, good madam, thank you for your hospitality.”
Holly: “I want you on this counter bent over.”
“That’s the name of the drink.”
And since she hasn’t done anything fun since ever, she helps her self to the shuffleboard table.
“This isn’t fun! I’m losing!”
You’re playing by yourself.
“I know! I’m really good!”
Then why are you losing?
“Dude, stop fucking with my head!”
The next day was her day off so she went back to the park for another all you can eat buffet.
But no one was cooking so she had to take it upon herself.
After eating she met this guy, Kanoa Parrot. She asked him what he does for a living to which he openly replied criminal.
Cause that shirt is a crime, right? RIGHT?
“The police station is right there, I bet you want to go in there and shoot everybody right?”
“Oh what an amusing idea, I think I’ll do that later!”
“You’re hot like the sun. But you’re cool so its wearing sunglasses.”
“Hehe yeah. I also like balls.”
Kanoa: “We’re perfect for each other. I like cats, and you have cat ears. You like balls, and I have balls.”
Holly “Are you thinking what I’m thinking?”
Kanoa: “Oh yeah, I think so.”
Holly: “TAG! You’re it!”
They ran around playing tag for a bit and I saved my game and went to the bathroom. When I came back I saw that I apparently didn’t pause it.
When I came back I noticed she had the romantic betrayal moodlet and her and Kanoa’s relationship was in the red.
*trails off a betrayed moodlet, starts up a wtfjusthappened moodlet.*
“You’re always there for me huh, invisible cab driver. You’d never leave me.”
“Oh hai stray kitty”
“Awww you knew I was feeling sad huh? You wanted to come make it all better. Angel Kitty.”
“OF COURSE, you left me when I needed you the most.”
“Girl has some baggage”
I’m gonna end this chapter here.
“NO DON’T YOU LEAVE ME TOO!”
Is Holly going to get revenge on Kanoa for whatever the hell he did? Is Holly going to fufill her wish to pillow fight with Cruz Martingale? Is Stray Cat going to make another appearance? I don’t know, I stopped playing here.
Posted by xkaylanicolex on September 24, 2012